reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted