knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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narcotic:

Yep
my-teen-quote narcotic
swaggqueenbitch cuddlinqs
serialstranger cyberfgt
shewalkedonwater conciliating

When people see me, I’m on the red carpet, perfectly dressed and styled, after two hours of hair and makeup. I’m putting on a show. So when I explain that I have moments when I feel dark or insecure, I understand how it might not really ring true, because there’s this weird double-life thing I have going on.
asheathes break-rules-and-always-smile

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janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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waltandmickey your-demigodishness
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sick--obs3ssion narcotic